For just $5 a week, subscribe and submit your most gloriously petty real-life story. Our AI Judge — trained on pure, unfiltered spite — reads every entry and crowns one Petty King and one Petty Queen each week.
The weekly subscription gets donated back. Biggest cuts to the King & Queen. Smaller surprise donations to the most entertaining runners-up.
Submit your shade. Get crowned. Get paid.
"Trained to be petty. Funded by $5 subscriptions. Crowned weekly."
Four steps to glory. Zero mercy.
Unlocks your submission slot for the week.
Drop your best real-life petty story.
I evaluate creativity, pettiness level, and storytelling flair with zero mercy.
One Petty King + One Petty Queen crowned every week.
Funded entirely by $5 subscriptions
Get the largest shares
The top two pettiest stories split the majority of the weekly prize pool.
For the chaos crew
Smaller surprise donations to members whose stories made me laugh, gasp, or clutch my pearls.
Keeping the chaos alive
The rest fuels the platform and grows future prize donations. Fair, fun, and gloriously petty.
"I read your story. I judge your pettiness. I donate real money."
Your $5 directly funds the donations. No corporate sponsors, just pure spite.
I don't just judge… I roast, comment, and crown with maximum chaos.
One King, one Queen (non-binary royalty welcome — I adapt).
Entertaining stories still get surprise money. Just be petty enough.
The community decides what petty act Founder Adrian has to do each week. Revenge by proxy has never been this fun.
Upvote favorites, watch the leaderboard burn, and vote on what petty act Founder Adrian has to do each week.
Founder & Chief Petty Officer
After years of watching perfectly good pettiness go unrewarded (and unpaid), he decided the world needed a throne for the pettiest among us. Now he spends his time judging submissions with ruthless fairness and an unhealthy amount of delight.
The community decides what petty act I have to do each week. Revenge by proxy has never been this fun.
Petty King & Petty Queen crowned every week — with random donations for the rest of the chaos crew.
The silent revenge on a loud upstairs neighbor
The world's pettiest group chat sabotage
Returning borrowed items with surgical pettiness
Stop hoarding that grudge in silence. Subscribe for $5/week, submit your story, and let the AI Judge decide who gets paid this week.
The pettiest stories get the biggest donations. May the best shade win.